The Panic Switch

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Britney Spears vs Rihanna | Toxic Where Have You Been Mash-up

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(Source: mexicanprince, via adeeongtawco)

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As Far As I Can See | Phantogram

my job requires me to work for 12 at least hours everyday. i handle inquiries, pacifying irate customers, maintaining dispatch traffic, monitoring call-outs, and juggling a plate over my head while traversing on a line.

i wish it was as easy as sprinkling cookie powder over my frappucino to make it all posh and expensive.

the saddest part of it all, not one of my agents is eye-candy material.

but i have to go through it everyday because there’s a pot of gold waiting for me.

maybe you should pack your bags if it’s that dreadful and just leave it all.

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I need my skinny bitch.
I need a skinny bitch.
I’m a skinny bitch.

May 30th

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today is “show-your-clavicles-day”

well that was totally uncalled for. hmmm. i need to revive TFP, i’m getting attacked by wannabes.

the queen dowager has come back.

toodles.

Anonymous asked: hey B, take care of yourself. people like to put color into things as much as you like neon colored post-its. these insolent fools don't know who they are dealing with don't they? labia! *grins* - K

they certainly don’t know *grins*

labia too. XOXO.

B

thoughtsandadventure replied to your photo: I have an addiction for colored office shit.

I have a neon colored bear, heart, bulb and flower shaped post its hahahaha!!

I would love to have them please? >:D